Hurricane Hilary

Hilary has now become a Tropical Depression

I know I shouldn’t make fun of natural disasters but the headlines of Hurricane Hilary have been the literal highlight of my week.

Here is a rundown of everything I’ve been up to.

1. The other day I was really mad that my family was going to go to Disneyland without me, so I called ahead and had the park shut down.

2. I was trying to get the Motion Pictures Association to get their act together but apparently my threats are still getting no where.

3. This is about my mother getting ready for me to return for Thanksgiving (I typically black out).

4. Not sure what they’re talking about here, most people know that Vegas saw the worst of me in 2013.

5. This is obviously about my sex life (but I won’t kiss and tell!!)

6. Some people have been referring to my Substack as this:

7. This is new merch from my ex-boyfriends’ support group. You’re welcome, boys!!!

8. And finally, it seems my therapist has been talking to the news…

Here’s a few cartoons on the subject of my chaos!

It’s been additionally hilarious for me because Hurricane Hilary is often how my arrival into any home has been described. I am messy, dirty and an agent of chaos. The second I’ve entered a space, you’ll know it by the trail of popcorn I leave behind and the scattered tote bags in my wake. This goes for my entire family as well. Our presence has never gone unnoticed.

Thank you for reading! New posts every Friday!

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• ICYMI: The next Real Live Girls is September 16th at PinkFrog cafe!

• Listening to: Hurricane Hilary news coverage

• Obsessed with: Down for Love on Netflix

• Can’t stop thinking about: how bad I am at geography

• Most of the cartoons in this newsletter are available on Etsy!

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