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"i've optimized everything, but i can't optimize your vagina" i am saying this to people for the rest of the day
I could not love your list more. Do you make them at a certain time of day, or add to them all day long? Also: if the Diet Coke people don’t hire you for jokes, their gigantic loss!
I write these at the end of the day!